Humor

When Egg Blows Up in Your Face: I Mean Literally

I would like to share with you a pretty typical day in the life of Shelly Johnson. This morning I have relearned a very important lesson. Let's say that over the weekend, you boil some eggs to take for easy breakfasts in the following week. That's cool because eggs are awesome. Let's also say that… Continue reading When Egg Blows Up in Your Face: I Mean Literally

Humor, Food

To the Grilled Cheese Sandwiches I’ve Killed

Dear Grilled Cheese Sandwiches: I am sorry. I am sorry for . . . All the times I have burned you to a crisp because I was not paying attention. The times I disrespected the sacred art of grilled cheese cuisine and instead of devoting all of my attention to crafting beautifully, evenly-toasted sandwiches, I… Continue reading To the Grilled Cheese Sandwiches I’ve Killed

Humor

More Slug Cartoons for You

I am really on a slug kick right now. I am not sure why, but they are really fun to paint. Here are a few more for you. "Magnum PS" "Slug Selfie" "So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way" I was on a Die Hard kick for a while. Sorry. This… Continue reading More Slug Cartoons for You